"Ask us no questions and we'll tell yu no lies"

"Mum's cryiing again," said Fred heavily. "Percy sent back his Christmas jumper."
"Without a note," added George. "Hasn't asked how Dad is or visited him or anything."
"We tried to comfort her," said Fred, moving around the bed to look at harry's portrait. "Told her Percy's nothing more than a humungous pile of rat droppings."
"Didn't work" said George, helping himself to a Chocolate Frog.

"What's that supposed to be, anyway?" asked Fred, squinting at Dobby's painting. "Looks like a gibbon with two black eyes."
"It's Harry!" said George, pointing at the back of the picture, "says so on the back!"

"I enjoyed the meetings, too. It was like having friends."